Showing posts with label recipe 11. Show all posts
Showing posts with label recipe 11. Show all posts

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Happy Halloween! Recipe 11, Vegan pumpkin-cream cheese cupcakes!

clyde, stil in one piece.
Let it begin.

No, actually - let it end.   I don't want to talk about the destruction that befell me at the Run Like Hell (5k thru a graveyard) this weekend..   Instead - let's talk about my veganization!

Cupcakes.. made from pumpkin guts!  Woot.  So, it started.  I brought Aleesa and Clyde in from the cold.  Clyde, because he was about to die.  Aleesa - because tomorrow is the night she'd get smashed if it were going to happen.   Good ol' cabbage night.
Everything started out correctly.. and amazingly - ended correctly!   It was a little painful at first.  Clyde would NOT cut open.  It was just agonizing.  I'm sure it's because he was cold.. it got plain chilly out last night.  (I was in it, running, I know.)   I had planned for this to go a little smoother though, the cutting part at least.
Clyde, de-gutted and seeded.

                                   
After I finally got him in a half, I pulled out the guts, and the seeds (and roasted them!)  And had planned to boil his pieces.. well, that didn't happen.  I had to skin him to boil him, and after a mini breakdown at my sink with every peeler I had (because we all know that the one thing that terrfies me most in life is peeling stuff!)  I gave up, and turned the oven on to bake the bugger.  This meant I had to cut him in fourths.. which was equally as painful as cutting him in half.. but it went fine.
after my mini breakdown with every peeler in my kitchen.


So, I baked him - and his seeds.. and after about 45 mins scooped the orange deliciousness out into my blender.. and made - voila, instant (not from a can) pumpkin puree!!  (and burnt myself in the process!!)   From that point it was time to mix these babies into cupcake batter.



So, it was time to gather the stuff.  I measured out Clyde (who is now puree) and he measured up exactly to what I needed.. then I pulled out the spices and the other stuff,  and it was easy peasy from that point.  The thing that took the longest was putting the batter  in the lil cupcake cups.  I digress.. it was still simple.
Clyde, as puree.

Off to baking, I made the cream cheese icing - which is delish!
Once the first group was out - (this seriuosly made 72 cupcakes)..  I started icing.   Of course, you already know I had to have one, right?   DUH.
Um - YUM!?  (I sometimes impress me.)
OMYUM.

So, the 72 are baked, iced and ready to be devoured by my zombiefied office mates - that is, if they're brave enough to eat a vegan treat or two.  No matter though because if they aren't I believe I know several other people who would be glad to inhale a dozen bite sized, fresh pumpkin cupcakes with vegan cream cheese icing.  But all I have to say - is if you're not brave enough, you're going to be missing out on something... well, AWESOME!


So, until Monday - I'll close here and try to get some real serious sleep.   I'll be back to post pictures of the layout and the effects that these cupcakes had on the brave office people that tried them...  til then.  Have lovely dreams.

- MONDAY - HALLOWEEN!!  (DUNN DUNNN DUUUUNNNNN!!!)
going like hotcakes!?

"She's cute and she cooks"... uttered Cindy.
"OMG these are awesome".. Debra said with her eyes rolling back in her head. (coming back again and again for more - she also took the last 8 home with her for her peeps..)
"Good, and not too sweet, just the way I like it".. I heard Sam say in his office. (Who later came back and took 6 in one setting - and CLAIMED he was giving more to Cindy and Amanda.;) Later I heard Cindy did NOT have a second - Debra stole one from Sam who ate four out of those six.  I didn't keep track of who won the "I ate the most" title, however if I had my guess, it was Debra! )
"Oh these are wonderful".. Barb ran back in to tell me... Barb wants to steal my recipe - she even begged for it, bless her heart!!
"These are good!".. Lori retorted. And later on we had a convo about how she's pleasantly surprised at the experience she had with these little darlings that have tofu in them (I guess she's had some not -so-great tofu experiences).
Hats off to Deanna for being braver than Connie who never did come back and get one!
Tina P. was enticed with "Yumm!"
Tina F. thought they were "Delicious!"
"Man those are good!" - Amanda hollered. (and she stole more later - vying for the title of having the most cupcakes vs Debra and Sam)
Linda had one and replied with an ever so hearty.."Thank You!!"
Christy was excited to jump into one!
Kyle came in just as I put a fresh batch out with an 'oooh this sounds good!'
Chandy and her daughter were excited to try because they've heard how 'good' they were.

Just some of the feedback I received at work from this latest veganization... now, the real question is - out of the full 40 that I put out - did I have any left?  Nope - I got one, and gave the rest to Debra.   Go her.  I'll have to find out if her peeps enjoyed them later on.

**As for yours truly **
So.  I dressed up to channel Tippi Hedren (The Birds, 1963).  However, my largest bird fell off and the smaller one wasn't cooperating, so I just dealt with my mini crows.  One on my hat and the other on my collar.. and of course, the blood where they'd pecked at me.    :P   The gloves I wore were hard to type in, but other than that, I did ok (save for the fact that I like to sit in easy pose in my office chair, and that's impossible in 3 inch heels, a mini dress with a crinoiline and skin colored fishnets, but I digress.. it's all good. I survived.. BARELY, but I survived.

Best i could do when I'm the only one taking a pic of myself!
I certainly hope everyone had a frighteningly good Halloween!  Don't eat too much sugar now - save some for the Christmas holiday!

Music enjoyed while cooking and writing this blog:
Ella Fitzgerald - This Time The Dream's On me
Doris Day - The Very Thought Of you
Carmen McRay -  If You Never Fall In Love With Me
Gene Krupa - Drummin Man
Frank Sinartra - I get along without you very well
Bobby Darin - Hello Dolly!
Frank Sinatra Jr - Sunrise in the Morning
Frank Sinatra - The Lady Is A tramp
Chet Baker - The Song Is You
Hoagy Carmichael - Skylark
Billie Holiday - I'll Be Seeing You
Benny Goodman - And The Angels Sing
Etta James - At Last
Steve Lawremce - More
Sammy Davis Jr - Over The Rainbow
Sarah Vaughan - Loverman
Rosemary Clooney and Duke Ellington - Mood Indigo
Mildred Bailey- Sunday, Monday or always
(I absolutely adore my 'old standards' Pandora channel... especially when I'm feeling scared and low.)

Current Craving - Peace, white light.. anything that removes this amazingly un-holy, and un-human "thing" from me. :( :(  And honestly peeps.. I'm not trying to be Halloween scary.  I had (and am still having) a moment (several, really) with a very real, very evil spirit this weekend.

Current Motivation - The bravery of my un-vegan co-workers! (BEWARE.. I have two years of this - more goodies are on their way!) 

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

On top of ol' CLYYYYDEEE... all covered with CREAM CHEESE!!!


We can't let this happen folks.

Too many good pumpkins out there being attacked by their own kind... this must stop!
Ok, ok.. pumpkins don't kill eachother.  A pumpkin is a squash, it has no soul...  OR DO THEY?!!

This IS Halloween and what would Halloween be without a very scary pumpkin in our midst?

Well, I have one for you!
What pumpkins do when they obey house rules.
Pictured here to your right are my two pumpKids.  (yes I said pumpKids)  At the top, is the very lovely, very calm, very sweet, Princess Aleesa.  She's a 'fairytale' pumpkin.  Also known as a 'cinderella' pumpkin.  She and my recluse have been very happy the past two weeks just hanging out. (If you'll look closely above Aleesa, you'll see the recluse web/hider hole.)

::Enter... Mr Clyde::

Clyde is below Princess Aleesa.   Can I just say - Clyde has caused nothing but mayhem and mishap since I brought him home?   Clyde is what those of us in the foodie world like to call a 'pie pumpkin' or sugar pumpkin, also known as a 'Spookie'.   He fits his scientific, very well.
Let's talk about Clyde, shall we?

While riding in the car home, Clyde managed to roll all over the place and crush down several items in the back seat of my car.. (I could hear his wicked laugh as he did this.)    Once home, Clyde proceeded to remove himself from the countertop that I had placed him on for just a moment while I used the phone.  (I kid you not.)  Clyde moved himself in - front of the furkids water bowl, intrinsically scaring the peewadden out of Pippen and Ichabod, who were just trying to go get a drink!
OMG What is this!?

I then moved Clyde into my living room..
Somehow, as I was hunting for packaging for some essential oil products I'd planned to make,  Clyde had managed coherse a pair of very sweet, simple minded, unsuspecting decorative cushaw's to bow to what he claimed was the 'pumpkin king' in my living room.. Again, laughing as he thought he'd done something wild. 
"Yeah guys, that's right - the pumpkin KING!"

So, once again I proceeded to move him from this crazy place.  I was still in the throes of looking for packaging for my essential oil products and as such, my search took me down to my basement.   Now, I live in a spooky house (I even have a sign on my door that says so!)  But I digress.. if I've told one person, I've already told a MILLION people, that my ghosts really could care less about my basement.  My ghosts want to be upstairs where all the action is.. so you can imagine my surprise when I heard 'gathumpa thumpa' over the top of my head while I was rummaging through my basement.   Knowing it was not a 'basement ghost' I left my post, fully aware Clyde had gotten himself into another mess...  and what to my wandering eyes should appear.. but CLYDE, SURFING THE NET!!! ON MY LAPTOP!!!
Pumpkin Porn?

At this point, I knew I'd better remove Clyde from the inside of the house so he could do no further damage.
Clyde took his spot right under Aleesa and the recluse where he could be monitored, which is when I took the picture you saw above, where everyone is sitting nicely and properly..
The day went by, the afternoon went by, the evening went by, the night went by.  Clyde still sat on his perch under Aleesa as I headed for bed... but -
I kid you not people - when I walked out of my door this morning, Clyde had moved spots!
Do you like the scary color effect?


I know now, Clyde canNOT be trusted.  Clyde must be destroyed.
So, it is with a heavy heart (not so much, because he's gonna taste good) that I prepare for the 'destruction of Clyde the Spookie'.

Recently - as my mom made pumpkin cream cheese bars and sat them in front of my sister and I with the sweet scent wafting through our noses.. my sister looked at me with pain in her eyes and said:  "You should really veganize these - I love them."   I looked back at her with the same pain and said "ok!"   And that is when my mother handed me the recipe and promptly asked for it back when I was through with it.  (As if she couldn't copy an old newspaper recipe.. lol).

I looked through my timeline of veganizations and found the perfect spot settled right at Halloween time.  I also realized that these lil items would be very 'office' friendly.  So with that, I planned out the veganization for Halloween.   And the victims.. my office mates!  (As well as my sister and mom who'll be seeing me later that evening.)  Although these won't be 'bars' they'll be muffins.. simply because they'll be easier to pan out that way.

Enter the name.   Pumpkin Cream Cheese Bars will be aptly named Clyde's Vegan Cream Cheese Muffins
And without further ado - let's crunch the numbers.

                               Pumpkin CC B                                   Clyde's Muffins
                                                  Serving Size 2 mini muffins
                               Calories -  470                                               144
                                  Fat -  24                                                        6
                              Cholesterol - 85                                                 0
                                Sodium  - 420                                              286
                                  Carbs   - 60                                                 24
                                  Fiber - 1                                                        4
                                Protien - 6                                                       6
                                WW Pts -     13                                               4

Ah how nice.  :)   See it feels good to have a soul and eat a soul-less gourd.    

Now, since I took the liberty to be absolutely lazy during my last veganization, this one will be 10 times less lazy.  Why?  Oh I am not going the easy route!  With the easy route, I'd follow the original recipe and go buy myself a can of pumpkin.. but people, I have a pumpkin that I need to get RID of.. and what better way than to make something wonderful out of him?  So,  I have to cut Clyde.. I have to gut Clyde, I have to boil Clyde.. all for his deliciouso pumpkin pulp to grace these muffins.  Once mixed up and baked, Clyde (who will then be a set of several muffins) will get a nice icing of pasty, zombie white, vegan cream cheese on top -- because well, Clyde will then be several zombie Clydes!


I wonder if these muffins will turn my co-workers into scary zombies?!
I guess we'll see!!!
Is this Clyde in Zombie form? Or just the guy down the hall @ work?


Music enjoyed while writing this blog:
Bitter:Sweet - Trouble (It was in my head, this is Clyde's theme song!)

Current Craving:
Pumpkin Brains!!

Current Motivation:
Demystifying why  in the world I have purchased a crazy pie pumpkin!