-No indeedy. -
He's on his trusty horse. His pal. The one guy he can count on. So, my question is. Would you eat your dog? (Yeah maybe I sound like the fools that ask me 'what next? They'll allow people to marry their cats?' Bite me.)
I think this is where people are getting all sorts of bent out of shape. I personally am getting bent out of shape because I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE (have ever since I was a tiny thing) horses! Love. Did I say I loved them!?
So - that pushes me into my next veganization. You see, every year I'd ask for a horsey for Christmas. I got a couple (plastic ones). Let's remember "Clip Clop". (Did anyone of you not reading this have a clip clop?!) OMG I did. Later on in life though I ended up un-springing him and turning him into a 'carousel horse' for my neicage. Now I think that Corinne has him. I'm not sure.
|Comet and I!|
Closest I've ever got to 'having' a horse was to get to go horseback riding every now and again. Latest time being this October. See me there on your right? That's me and Comet. Comet was a blast. She was also naughty naughty. But it's ok. I love her. <3 I made sure to give her extra kisses before I left. Surprisingly enough the horse guy didn't look at me like I had three eyes as I loved on her. She was brilliant. I want a Comet. I'll never GET a Comet, but I want one. :)
Every now and again I would also get to help the ex with the horses down the street when she was put on horse duty. We'd muck the stables and feed Jack, Jones, Typhoon and Zephyr. (Ty and Zeph were mini horses - omg so cute). I miss them. Much like I miss my big headed dog.. but I digress, let's move on. This is about food - not me!
I've decided for this veganization (since it's just me). I am going to make Equine Burgers. (This is when you pipe in.. "WHAT? THIS IS A VEGAN BLOG! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!?!")
Chill a moment, folks.. don't lose your cool ok? When I say equine burgers, I mean a veggie burger filled with the stuff a horse would eat, NOT filled with horse! (Yeah go me, horses are vegans too!). I'm thinking a throw down with lentils, alfalfa, oats, corn, apples carrots, oh and don't forget salt.. (what horse doesn't have a salt lick?)
I think this is brilliant - and I'm going to base it on what an actual (shoot if i can find ANY nutritional info on it) real 'horse burger' would be like. Only, less horsey.
Horse Burgers Vegan Equine Delights
Calories - 133 134 (oh close!)
Fat - 6g 2g
Cholesterol -52mg 0mg
Sodium -452mg 303mg
Carbs - 3g 22
Fiber - 0g 8
Protien - 21g 9
WW Pts - 4 3
I wonder what Mr. Ed would think of this burger?
Please don't eat the horses?
Music Enjoyed While Blogging:
Nada - Nothing - Zilch.
Un-Chicken Tetrazzini in my fridge
To show the horse world that "I" personally care! xo!